Pantera Trip
THE PANTERA PICS HAVE MOVED HERE

This was by far the most fun I could have on a trip. Everything was cool. The only part of the trip I didnt enjoy was when
I took tons of pictures during Static X and Slayer and the camera got knocked out of my pocket during Pantera. I have never laughed
so hard as on that trip. There were a few catch phrases used by us which were the most popular choices throughout the experience;
(check the whats new page for definitions later) they included - donkey punch, arabian goggles,
dirty sanchez, gash,
anything related to anyones mother. Everytime when I was driving and became distraught I did my pattented two hand smash on the steering
wheel. The night previous to the trip I had had about 20-25 people over for a little pre pantera drinking celebration.
(I'll give a shout out to the ass clowns who ate all my food) It baffled me when I finally went to sleep around 3 am and a drunken todd
stumbles into my room 2 hours later, turns on the lights, and informs me that we are going to see pantera live the next day.
My exhaustion kind of set in the next day while driving. I wonder if some people on the road make their licences to drive themselves
in their basement. There's a lot of people out their who have trouble watching the road. Maybe they need some arabian goggles.
I did, however, almost donkey punch a minivan on the way home. I got intense tunnel vision and when there was a stoplight I thought the
van ahead of me was not going to stop, so i was going to follow him.
I spanked the brakes and thankfully came to a halt about 2 inches from the putz in front of me. If I had firestone tires on the van
I would now be dead. The firestones would have ejected the body of the van and the sean chronicles would be no more. I was
then questioned by the back seat drivers if I had "drank all the O.E.s on board" Thanks guys. Dan didn't do too much better
than me behind the wheel, he almost hit the same truck 3 times in a row. Apparantly he thought the van was enrolled in
a nascar show and figured it would be safe to corner at 120 km/h in a van. Other highlights included the crazy lady staring at us
all night through the window and taking our picture, dan spooning todd and giving him arabian goggles, the guy who tried to sell the fellas weed,
countless fast cars and fast women, the money shot (inside joke with me dan and mark), our valet driver having a mullet,
metrotown, the downtown store layout being as follows porn shop, porn shop, music store, 90 cent pizza, porn shop, and pawn shop
repeat sequence, fearing for life in the hastings journey, and THE SWEETEST FUCKING CONCERT EVER qith the floor seats baby!!